the shank


the term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have diarrhea. i mean, seriously, who wants to see that?
um, yeah vinny this b-mper, i cannot come in tonight cause i got the shanks.
the best movie ever made. “the shawshnk redemtion” or ‘the shank’ for short.
andy dufraine gets raped in the shank…its a major plot point.
(n).a m-ssive, un coordinated 6’8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). to get screwed
d-mn, that fool jsut got shanked

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