The Shitty Wishbone
pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. ask your girlfriend to break it. if she gets the big half you sh-t on the small of her back. if she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force popeye in her right eye.
it was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the sh-tty wishbone game – she lost – i shat – she cried.
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