The Show-Me State


1. the nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the state of missouri.

2. to reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other’s genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
1. stan took a vacation to branson, missouri. never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. he was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.

2. after two months of dating, dan and karla had reached the show-me state. karla was ready to see the heat that dan was packing and to give in a long awaited hummer. unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a vienna sausage.

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