The Shrub
little bush, aka george w bush
the current dumb-ss, er, president. named after his daddy, george w. bush.
used his daddy’s influence to get to office.
wasn’t elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
really wants iraq’s oil.
iq has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
trying to get bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
a skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.
the shrub was appointed head of the united states by the illuminati in hopes it might give republicans “american big d-ck syndrome”. the operation was almost a complete success.
the shrub just sat there and made laws. no-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. it was, after all, just a brainless f-cking plant!
denoting a woman’s unkempt, bushy public hair. ant. the patch or the line.
i like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.
an omnipotent power in which controls all life in the bria galaxy.
in the beginning the shrub created the heavens and the earth.
a floating bush, has great powers. a demig-d to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.
look! there hovers the shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!
www.oftheshrub.com
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