The Silmarillion
first published in 1977 after being constructed from j.r.r. tolkien’s notes by his son christopher, the silmarillion contains much of the history of middle-earth before the events of the hobbit and the lord of the rings. it is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that fingon was gil-galad’s father.
excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; ainulindalë, valaquenta, quenta silmarillion, akallabêth, and of the rings of power and the third age.
warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.
while reading the silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.
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