when you finger a girl on her period and wipe it on her forehead in a slow african style
i just gave that girl the simba
the simba is done by completing the following steps:
1. guy c-ms on girls face (must get some on forehead…it is essential)
2. guy reaches out and smears the c-m across said girls forehead while saying siiiiiimmmmmmbbbbbaaaaaa in a long, drawn out manner.
as you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls…especially those girls known as c-m sl-ts, chicken heads, etc.
(bonus points if you dress in a rafiki costume while doing this.)
kim and george were having s-x in the bathroom stall when george thought it would be funny to pull the simba.
this is when during intercourse, the dominant male -j-c-l-t-s onto the submissive female’s face. then with his thumb, rubs the s-m-n over her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) siiiimmmmbaaaaaa.
guy 1 : hey vince, did you ever hook up with nauzli yet?
guy 2: yeah dude, i totally pulled the simba on her last night.
when a girl spanks your -ss so you look like rafiki, while you wipe your j-zz across her forehead with your thumb as you say “simba…”
“yo bro how’d it go with that girl last night?”
“that b-tch was wild i gave her the simba, she’s the new lion king lol”
a s-xual act that imitates a scene in the lion king where while during s-x, the male will pull out and -j-c-l-t- into his hand, than wipe it over his mates forehead like moofiki did to the baby simba with some fruit extract.
seth was about to c-m when we quickly pulled out and preformed the simba all over sarah’s forehead.
could be done through masturbation or intercourse with your partner. when your about to climax, you aim your c-ck at your/your partners face and let your load loose on your/your partners forehead. then take your thumb and smear the s-m-n around creating an african symbol, representing the opening scene of the lion king
my friend beta told me how we went to visit family in colorado and he simba’d a black women. it was his first time using the simba technique
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amazing african background. seeds of royalty. vahoua’s are bosses.
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