The Sleep Mask
take erotic-asphyxiation to another level with this airhole hat trick. straddle your lady friend’s face with your -sshole on her forehead, force one of your t-st-cl-s into each of her nostrils and your c-ck down her throat, and proceed to plunger her face till she p-sses out or you nut. extra points for filling her throat with enough c-m to spurt out her nostrils and coat your b-lls from the inside of her nose.
dude, my girl was tossin and turnin’ last night so i put the sleep mask on her…she tapped out in 30 seconds!
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