the slows


the slows is that time of the day when you get a serious and sudden case of sleepiness. it is difficult to even breathe when you get the slows; and you usually must remedy it by consuming caffiene or sugar, or by possibly closing your eyes for a small nap.
“i have the slows so strong, girl, that i must drink a m-ssive cappacino and eat a chocolate bar, or i might slip into a walking coma. ”
a condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can’t make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.
he’s got the slows.

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