the Smokey Pokey


1. to get high and f-ck
2. to use marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have s-x with them
4. (variant) smoke&poke ( smoke weed, then engage in coitus)
guy 1: dude, that chick is way outta ur league
guy 2: yeah no sh-t! i dont stand a chance…. -sigh-
guy 1: just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa

“remember chris, if she smokes, she pokes” -‘lois’ from family guy

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