The south florida drowning
it is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with s-x. as you are about to c-m you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you c-m, you force your d-ck in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
the south florida drowning
man: hey honey, im h-rny
woman: lets have s-x
man: i heard of a new way for oral s-x, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: open your mouth b-tch!!!!! oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!!!!
woman:gasps!!!!! and gasps!!!
man: im about to c-m!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: gasps, gasps, gasps
man: holy sh-t!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
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