the spider is on the bookshelf
simply means “everything is alright, relax”
was invented by a crazy -ss maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
dude: whoa, holy sh-te, i hope my gf doesn’t find out that i screwed her mom last night, f-ck…
other dude: man don’t worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
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