the spiderman


when a man -j-c-l-t-s into his hand after m-st-rb-t–n, then throws it at another person.
sunnie was not being a nice person, so i gave her the spiderman!
while taking your s-xual partner from behind, you proceed to -j-c-l-t- into your palm. when your partner turns around for post s-x cuddling. you throw your “seaman filled hand” forward, releasing its contents on your partner’s face, while screaming “spiderman”.
my girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the spiderman.
the act of a man -j-c-l-t-ng in his hand and flicking it in his woman’s face like a spider web.
jd gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of p-ssion.
upon reaching climax while doggying your partner you first must fake -j-c-l-t–n onto their backside while catching your -j-c-l-t- in your hand. your partner will believe you to be finished with intercourse and will most undoubtely turn around to look at you in a hopefully satisfied manner. at this moment , you use the s-m-n that you have now equally distributed in each hand and flick the s-m-n at your partners face using the same motion that spiderman uses to shoot his webs in the comic books/movie. as you tarnish your partners face in s-m-n you will yell “go web go!!!” please reference the scene in the first spiderman movie where he is trying out his newly found web forming powers and yells this exact phrase.
“i gave her the spiderman because i enjoy humilating all of my lovers in a most satisfying manner”
aka the peter parker. note: in order to complete the spiderman, you must be wearing a spiderman mask, otherwise, it is merely a peter parker. while banging your partner from behind, slip on a spiderman mask, pull out, c-m into your hand and when she turns her head around,you throw it in her face, similar to shooting spider-webs.
i gave lauren the spiderman yesterday.
when a male is receiving oral s-x, the spider-man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
there’s nothing quite as satisfying as when i first introduced my girlfriend to the spider-man.
when when a man’s having s-x with a woman, c-ms into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. you get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
g1: “dude, i totally did the spider-man on her cheek!”
g2: “oh man, what’d she say?”
g1: “she slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out.”
the act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a cr-p.
i had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so i had to do the spider-man.

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