The Squidward


when you place your genitals over a persons face (male/female). place your t-st-cl-s on the eyes and your c-ck over the nose to resemble the spongebob squarepants character squidward.
i gave your mum ‘the squidward’ last night.
i.e. roman helmet … where a man places his t-st-cl-s on top of each of a woman’s eyes and lays his p-n-s down her nose.
she was denying me s-x, so after she p-ssed out, i gave her the squidward
where you drop your b-lls over someones nose and let you d-ck hang as their nose
guy: hey. he p-ssed out wanna give him the squidward?
guy2: h-ll ya then we can take a picture of it!

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