the squirties


the liquid poo result of ingesting large quant-ties of fast food.
phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food “circle of life.” phase 1 is the rumbles.
oh jessie, i’ve got the squirties! i do believe i’ve shat on myself.

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