The Statt
-n-logous to “the clap”, it is a c-cktail of s.t.d.s which can include, the clap, genital warts and syphilis.
brian: i think i got the statt last night.
clark: do your b-lls and -sshole hurt?
brian: yes, i definitely shoulda’ doubled up.
the statts is the most likely side-effect of having a statter (a small, but really spicy hotdog).
getting “the statts” is similar in intensity to a hangover, but with the addition of shame and self-disgust at last nights over indulgence.
dude one: you alright?
dude two: no man, i’ve got a real bad case of the statts
dude one: gross…
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