the stoned master



the stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. the stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. eddie bravo is one of the stoned masters of the mma league.
eddie bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the mma ring. with his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

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