the stork
a poor excuse for explaining s-x & where babies come from
jerry: mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork
poppa- man dats buu sh-t!!! where is that lyin’ b-tch so i can show you how babies really get made??!!
the act of c-nn-l-ng-s on a woman who is giving birth or having a miscarriage. the fetus is usually consumed in the process.
i was eating out that pregnant chick from logistics when she unexpectedly went into labor forcing me to perform “the stork” and swallow the baby whole. he was a boy, and he was delicious.
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