The Strobe Light
to perform the strobe light, one must first have a couple of conditions in which must remain static during the art of copulation. the first condition is that this act must be performed in a room with ambient light provided by a lamp plugged in with an old=school “clapper” machine. the other condition is that the room should be completely dark when the light is turned in the off position.
so here we go.
simply have un-gentle, hard s-x (at a rigorous pace) with your partner so that it creates the typical “slapping” sound. this will activate the clapper, turning the light on and off at a rapid pace. ei, it’s a f-cking strobe light!!!
last night i got wasted and started poundin’ this chick. dude, it was cl-ssic, we actually did the strobe light!
Read Also:
- Mathum
a name you give to someone for comitting plagiarism excessively and posting other peoples songs or videos on their blog without giving the original artists credit. person 1: “i downloaded that song i showed you the other day and posted it on my newgrounds profile without giving the artists credit!” person 2: “wow, you’re a […]
- McNary High School
the only high school in the lame town of keizer. it’s filled with stuck ignorant people who love to be in clicks. most of the kids who go there are stupid, literally. like they can’t even p-ss the state tests. the girls there like to act as if they are from the hills. they also […]
- Spatter Khak's
khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink. nice jim, i see you’re rocking the spatter khak’s today. also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
- spazmaster supreme
spazmaster supreme is the other guy in colorado,who is the chief advisor to king spazoid ,and source of sacred knowledge. “the king always checks with spazmaster supreme before making any important decision, that is standard operating procedure.”
- The Swinging Pendulums
the smacking together of male scr-t-ms during s-x. “i could’ve sworn i heard the swinging pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but i could be wrong.” “do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can’t do the swinging pendulums because i don’t have t-st-cl-s?” “nah, your over-sized l-b– lips do just […]