The Surprise Party
when you think you took a quick, little sh-t and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it’s the biggest log of sh-t you’ve ever seen, surprise!
i was at a party at my friend’s house and really had to go, little did i know i was in for the surprise party that clogged the bowl.
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