The Tabasco Fiasco
the act of using two condoms to “double bag” while applying a layer of tabasco sauce between the two condoms.
when you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.
joe> last night i hooked up with someone so scanky i had to double-bag it.
steve> hey! you know double-bagging it isn’t safe! the condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!
joe> i know. that why i use this. -holds up tabasco sauce-
steve> what’s that for?
joe> why the tabasco fiasco of course!
steve> you’re a f-cking idiot.
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