The Tail Always Waggles
a phrase used to describe why you have a m-ssive erection. this is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they’re not very attractive. the term comes from a comparison of a canine’s tail “waggling” whenever it sees a b-tch (a female dog). when a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
dude: “woah! what’s that in your pants?!”
brandon: “i’m sorry… the tail always waggles.”
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