The Teardrop


when a man is about to go down on a woman. when he begins to bring his head closer to her v-g-n-, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn’t like about it, and then in one smooth “teardrop” motion brings his head right back up and away from her v-g-n-.
“i was about to eat her out and it wasn’t smelling too good so i had to evacuate using the teardrop”

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