the third half
there are many definitions:
1. the meaning of irony.
2. an improper fraction – can be turned into a mixed number.
3. you don’t have your gl-sses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. seconds. (see the irony)
5. when you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you’re fat but still lazy and ‘hungry-bored’, so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (the fourth half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don’t tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you’ve eaten three halves, you fata–.
1. oh how the irony! i asked what’s going to happen in the third half!
2. what’s a whole add a half. no, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. huh? what’s that? don’t you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. i’ll have seconds on the third half!
5. ………third half……..
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