The Thomas Kemper
when you take a thomas kemper root beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or bl-wj-b and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
me: hey max, i gave ur sister the thomas kemper last night.
him: can i have one too?
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