The Toilet Garb


during intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl’s head is placed in the toilet seat’s hole. the toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl’s neck like a necklace.
i was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really s-xy so we started f-cking. things got really hot and i ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.

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