The Tony


the tony is a move, in compet-tive cycling, when well executed, results in incredibly erratic course being taken. this results in a greater than average chance of being struck by an automobile, chance of an errant bird strike, and worst yet, a near guarantee of losing every sprint one engages in.
“i had that sprint in the bag man, but the idiot in front of me pulled “the tony” and the next thing i knew we were all laying in the f-cking ditch.”
the period after -n-l s-x between two men when one man licks the -ss juice from his partner’s b-lls and then spits it into his partner’s mouth.
after many years of wonderful -n-l s-x with my lover i finally convinced my life partner to preform the tony.

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