The Tourist
a must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. the proccess can be explained in five easy steps.
step 1: find a b-tch. no, not a female dog.
step 2: seduce said b-tch.
step 3: choose your favorite position and proceed to f-ck her.
step 4: do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.
step 5: when she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn’t wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.
there you have it! the tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
“you wont believe it, betty. i was at the beach this morning, and to make a long story short, im pregnant. i hate the tourist”!
“hey man. i went to cancun for spring break and pulled the tourist on some mexican wh-r-. to think my parents said they’d never be grand parents.”
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