the trump merkin



when a sh-m-l- gathers up the hair clippings after mr. trump gets a haircut. she then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. then, the sh-m-l- proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heteros-xual male into her lair. during s-xual arousal, the sh-m-l-‘s phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy…”make america great again!”
i took girl home this weekend expecting to have s-x with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

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