The Tumnus
n. the insertion of a hoof into a v-g-n-.
1. lucy: “i want to go home mr. tumnus”
mr. tumnus: “it’s time for the tumnus. i’m gonna stick my hoof in your v-g-n- and you’re gonna like it.”
2. b-tch i’m gonna give you the tumnus if you don’t shut the f-ck up.
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