The Unborn
commercials for the movie scare the sh-t out of you but the movie comes up blue eyed dull. only good part is the hot bf, and watching the whole theatre laughing their -sses off as the old guy bends over backward and climbs the stairs!
ashley: d-mn “the unborn” so wasn’t scary..
jill: u still sleepin wit the lights on?
ashley: h-ll yesss.. wanna sleep over??
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currently a contender for worst film of 2009. much like one missed call before it, it’s a mediocre pg-13 horror movie that was panned by critics.
some actually argue that it’s original, when in fact the unborn rips off from everything. it rips off from the ring, it rips off from the grudge, it rips off from the shining, it rips off from halloween, it rips off from exorcism of emily rose, it rips off from silent hill, it rips off from jacob’s ladder, even manages to rip off from invasion of the body-sn-tchers and freddy vs. jason.
the marketing wasn’t exactly creative as h-ll either. they showed the female lead in transparent panties with a creepy ghost kid in the background on the cover and that was it. that’s really all they used to market it.
of course gary oldman was great in it, that’s why it was tragic to see him wasting his amazing talent in such a thing.
person 1: if you didn’t like the unborn, then you’re the reason we keep having remakes of horror movies and horror sequels. u just dunt like original things!
person 2: how is the unborn “original”? ir rips off from everything.
person 1: its totally original go watch the saw sequels or something
person 2: h-ll, at least the saw sequels don’t rip off from everything and dumb it down to pg-13 standards while showing the female lead in panties just to sell it…
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