The Uncertain Turd
the one small t-rd that remains in your b-tt and refuses to join it’s friends after you’ve dropped all the other logs into the toilet. no matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.
the uncertain t-rd: mama always said, “if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?”
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