the uncoordinated sphinx


the majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain’t the case. however, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.
the uncoordinated sphinx caught a touchdown p-ss from the lampost. he truely is the goat runningback.

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