the vajalien probe

the vajalien probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral s*x to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner’s v*lv*. the final result gives an appearance that they are being facef*cked by a monster from alien.
man, i am never giving stephanie head again: she gave me the vajalien probe last night. i thought i was gonna puke out a xenomorph.

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