The Van Ryswyk Theory
the theory that, despite blatant evidence to suggest otherwise, the perpetrator of any manner of foul or embarr-ssing deed may remain idyllically blameless; there is an excuse for everything.
if one man were to say to the other, “hey dude, i slept with another man, does this make me gay?” the other would reply, “no. you’re a perfectly straight man who happened to make a big mistake and sleep with another man.”
– the van ryswyk theory
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