The Verge


a south african teen fap-material television show which masquerades as a gaming news, preview and review show.

a typical episode will include videos pulled from youtube, which everybody has likely already seen, reviews done by people who have never even played games before, texts that looks as if they were written by five year olds running across the bottom of the screen and presenters dressed up like typical attention wh-r-s.

aside from insulting any viewer’s intelligence, the show has also been known to insult its audience by sending models who have never touched any games in their lives to cover gaming expos at which they insult the attendees by casting -ssumptions as to their s-xual orientation and likening them to uruk’hai.
‘hey my brudda, did you see the review for amalur on dat show the verge last night?’

‘dey review gamezzz? i thought it was a show about hot gurlzzz.’
a t.v show that airs on channel vuzu in south africa and is hosted by pippa tshabalala . the show is based solely on games whether its on pc , ps3 , xbox 360 or mobile phones .the show reviews and previews of various up and coming games
the verge

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