when you “accidentally” *j*c*l*t* into a woman and she starts b*tching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her sn*tch to get the s*m*n out.
jahova: “you’ve heard of the virginia vacuum right?”
kyrsp33dy: “no whats that one?”
jahova: “i don’t know but we’ll find out on urban dictionary tomorrow!”
to lay around in come clothes all day, watch movies and eat yummy food. you can do this alone or with family and friends, hungover or just lazy. the day is dedicated to you! i’ve been working so hard all week, sat*rday is my day to poooge, i’m not even leaving the house.
- cop the flack
where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself. looks like someone f*cked up to make it urgent, i’ll cop the flack again for this one!
- thigh turkey
a pre-negotiated technique enjoyed by some spanking fetishists (spankos): leaving the red outline of a hand print on a partner’s inner thigh during intense play; an especially popular activity to spanking enthusiasts during spanksgiving … ummm … thanksgiving time. adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “i love […]
banananskis is the official adventure mascot of kananaskis… keep your eyes peeled for a banana in the mountains. did you see that rad bananaskis on the ski hill?