The Vlad
when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
ronny: yo, you smash last night?
cris: nah, i gave her the vlad instead.
ronny: the what?
cris: the vlad, it’s when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
ronny: sh-t… yo, you brush your teeth today?
cris: ofcourse?
ronny: go brush them again bruh…
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