the wave


the wave is a sacred and required unwritten oath that applies to everyone who purchases a chevrolet corvette. the oath is agreed to upon the purchase of the vette with absolutely no exceptions.

the wave states that while you are in your corvette, you must signal any fellow corvette drivers with a friendly (yet extremely manly) wave to acknowledge their presence and their fine taste in automobiles.

any driver who does not return the wave is a disgrace to the corvette community, and just looks like a total douche.

no exceptions.
“i was in my c5 z06 last week, saw a sick c6 rolling down in my direction, so i gave the fella the wave.

he didn’t return the wave, so i followed him to his home and burned his house down.”
this is when you have stadium full of people and 1 section at a time stands and sits with their hands in the air, then the next section does the same immediately after and so on and so on until it goes around the stadium numerous times to create a wave of people.
i started the wave at monster park that lasted 20 minutes.
a s-xual manuever: while giving it to your girl doggy style, push her head into the pillow, pull out, have your friend come out of the closet and resume f-cking her while you slip out onto the porch. commence waving.
that b-tch shat on my d-ck when she got a wiff of the wave.
a fantasy football team in the aru which is never very good led by an owner who despite all efforts will never win entertainer of the year
dave “the wave are going to be awesome this year”

everyone else in the aru “ummmm sure.”
n. – hand gesture signaling the speaker to get to his/her point and shut the h-ll up.
senator mccain, wrap it up please. don’t make me use the wave.
termed as “the wave” or “wave.” when applied in the context of motorcycle riding, “the wave” is a gesture by you or the other rider that acknowledges another rider’s presence. it is usually done when p-ssing the other motorcyclist in the opposite direction, or when you’re p-ssing him/her in the same direction or at a stoplight. common gestures include a quick salute, an outstretched hand or arm or finger. usually deemed as a “friendly” gesture. use of derogatory gestures are not considered part of “the wave.” other gestures that can be considered in “the wave” category include nodding of your helmet. “the wave” may not be used by all motorcyclists and some, such as squids, only use “the wave” to acknowledge other squids.
i could tell that guy was a squid… he snubbed my wave
a s-xual maneuver that is used by virgins where you take a males member and place it near a womans danger zone you move just the same as you would dry hump but no penetration
shane did the wave all night long .

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