The Weekend Eve
like christmas eve & new year’s eve, you know you will get the next day off!
every friday is the weekend eve.
dude 1: dude it’s the weekend eve, let’s get faded tonight!
dude 2: sorry man, i work tomorrow…
dude 1: (silent for a bit) well it sucks to be you homie!!!
(picture dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)
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