the white carpet
a s-xual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.
it is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
“i totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, sh-t was hot as f-ck bruh” -bro 1
“ew bruh! weren’t they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?” -bro 2
“nah bruh, i gave her the white carpet treatment. her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut gr-ss!” -bro 1
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