The Winking Iguana


when a woman’s br–sts point in opposite directions (iguana b–bs) while one nipple is erect and the other is flacid, therefore making her chest look like and iguana is winking.
man 1: hey did you see that chicks t-tties last night?
man 2: ya man. total the winking iguana. i felt like i was jur-ssic park.

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