The Wood

ringwood, new jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.
i live in the wood, therefore i am awesome!!
a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.
hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods
shortened name for foxwoods resort and casino located in ledyard, ct. great place to go when there aint sh-t to do.
todd: yo let’s go catch some tail
dave: f-ck that, lets go to the woods!
often referred to as a woodsie, this north american habitant is known to enjoy beer, cigarettes and women. the woods is also and all around good guy who is well liked by all, cause he is awesome.
the woods is so cool i could buy him a present.
another name for st mary of the woods college in indiana. used by attending students, faculty/staff, and locals.
we’re stopping by the woods to pick up sally, then we’re going to rose.
a prison slang for the white inmates.
“whiteboy, you better get the f-ck out of my face and get back in the woods.”
a saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating r-t-rds and tent-loving gang-bangers.
“i’m sorry zoe, it was the woods! the woods!”

“hey joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?”
“no…no more gang-banging, please!”
“dude, what’s wrong with him?”
“??”
“the….the woods!”