the worm-eating song
a song about a depressed little kid who eats worms
no one likes me,
everyone hates me,
i’m goin’ to the garden
to eat some worms
tear off the rubbery parts,
chew up the sticky part
and gulp down the gooey part…
yum yum yum…i ate a worm!
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