The Yellow Clean Machine
after taking a huge dump in which there are a boatload of streak marks remaining, and a regular bowl and brush set just won’t cut it. one let’s out a p-ss stream that will eventually kill the residue off. think of it as a pressure washer coming out of your urethra.
if, indeed, this does not relieve the toilet of the excrement, then you’ve got yourself a real problem.
kevin: hey man, how did you get those horrible streak marks out of that toilet last night??
grinnel: it was tough, but i had to use the yellow clean machine.
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