The Yoni
the yoni is a standard unit of chronological measurement, defined strictly as the period of time yoni has to spend in service of the army. (yoni will ultimately serve 1 the yoni in the army.)
the universe is estimated by scientists to be roughly 0.16 the yonis old.
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