a g*y s*xual position which was inspired by great youtuber who fiddles with his widdle for the enjoyment of others.
steven: what position do ya wanna do tonight?
jarryd: i prefer the9686 as it gives me the best sensation.
- frozen mom
a mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of frozen merchandise. darryl: woah, that’s a lot of frozen stuff. jack: yeah dude, she must be a frozen mom
meaning cocaine. rhyming slang for chop shock also means c*ke . jamie was on the phone to dave and asked if he was bringing whip wop to the party as he was in public and didn’t want anyone to know what he was on about. crossing someone up so bad in basketball son, you just […]
- tuba fart
the expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out. my coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.
- fap cr*p and nap
fap cr*p and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. masturbation, defecation and siesta. it should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. it is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required. student 1: mate cl*ss sucks today, i don’t know how much longer […]