Thealphadouche
the “alpha douche” is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. this person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
g-d dangit man, that jordan dude. i mean, i’ve known some douches, but god dang, he is a douche!!!!!1111wtf?
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