theater ass


that painful feeling you get in your -ss muscles when sitting for a very long time. usually the result of long gaming sessions or harry potter films.
cam: “i’m not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude”
matt: “why not?”
cam: “transformers 3 gave me the worst theater -ss. i’m gonna have to get my mom to rub bengay on it before bed.”
matt: “oh iite”

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