Theatrical Version
tweaking the events of a story so it makes you look better after telling it.
person 1: why did you say you told that guy off? he totally made you wet yourself.
person 2: shut up man! i gave them the theatrical version so they don’t know i have bladder problems.
person 1: bladder problems? now i’m getting the theatrical version.
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