theme-parked
an exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false
visitor: dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the times square area? this look likes a shopping center mall!
resident:the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence…
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